i’m never going to financially recover from this SCORE 23
did we just become best friends? SCORE 16
the world is your oyster SCORE 25
they were too busy asking if they could… SCORE 40
a punchable enter key to help you take out some anger at work SCORE 22
they say nothing is impossible. clearly they’ve never tried touching two magnets together with the same poles SCORE 14
my roomba has made a very powerful enemy today SCORE 23
how to maximize having fun at a gym before getting kicked out SCORE 35
who are you, harry potter? SCORE 24
a bear’s guide to spooning. are you the spoon or the teaspoon? SCORE 5
we’re all annoying sometimes, but it’s not our defining trait SCORE 58
who was the random snake dude and is he okay? SCORE 28
what it’s like working from home with kids SCORE 21
don’t talk to me before i’ve had my coffee SCORE 21
a fruit hammock, for when you want your produce to be more relaxed than you SCORE 21
doing math at 7-11 is not easy when you just want some taquitos SCORE 23
this lady has her priorities straight SCORE 14
your words can’t sting me when i’m wearing my bee suit SCORE 30
judges judily SCORE 20
their fear is only temporary. sadly, so is my pleasure SCORE 24
phrases that could have been said in the 1300s include SCORE 21
friend has been deployed. all that was bad is now good SCORE 21
fedora the explorer SCORE 29
it’s a houseboat? SCORE 18
the cat was so close to getting it right SCORE 28
pikachu was always fluffy SCORE 18
jane austen novel survival skills. not everyone has them SCORE 40
thank you for putting up with me SCORE 24
some emails you can’t unsubscribe from SCORE 20
let’s play hide the tina SCORE 36
horror story with a happy ending SCORE 38
a motorized pool float to make sure your sunday is especially lazy SCORE 24
