World’s happiest animal? The quokka. SCORE 310
Like a boss? SCORE 139
Rocks bouncing on a frozen lake. SCORE 30
I’m not good with babies. SCORE 177
Shampoo these days. SCORE 390
Because, reasons. SCORE 151
Stairs are lava. SCORE 43
A dog’s life. SCORE 124
Meanwhile, in Russia… SCORE 429
This year will be different! SCORE 101
The advantages of being fat. SCORE 145
How I learned to count. SCORE 174
Are you calling me fat? SCORE 160
Jurassic Park. SCORE 296
Feed me, human! SCORE 141
The other Spiderman. SCORE 86
That’s just mean. SCORE 131
Because, reasons. SCORE 68
How women flirt. SCORE 139
When I have kids… SCORE 152
Cartoon fights are the best. SCORE 138
I want to go to there. SCORE 184
Digestive tract tip. SCORE 66
Sock kitty! SCORE 169
So you still think homosexuality is sinful? SCORE 63
Pun! SCORE 184
Lockitron- too much technology SCORE -1
This year. SCORE 136
I’m so very fawned of you. SCORE 132
I don’t understand banks… SCORE 166
They say you die twice… SCORE 275
This guy just has a really hard time with zippers. SCORE 158