Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 969
I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 227
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
Female == Iron Man. SCORE 415
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 450
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 288
Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1014
But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
Buffering. SCORE 814
Our planet needs us. SCORE 1214
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 612
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
4/21. SCORE 617
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
The Lion King Rises. SCORE 681
Are they twins? SCORE 589
Patrick! SCORE 1033
Sleeping like a boss. SCORE 595
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 125
Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348
Congratulations… SCORE 777
Content of women’s magazines. SCORE 466
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
