Wash your hands after going to the bathroom, otherwise…. SCORE 16
Words. SCORE 162
Bilbo Baggins, everyone. SCORE 206
Aging Matt Smith. SCORE 201
Well this seems dangerous. SCORE 179
The best text you could ever receive. SCORE 415
… SCORE 10
Female body builders. SCORE -29
That one time I tried twerking. SCORE 118
Be nice at the dentist when you’re getting x-rays SCORE 10
How I flush public toilets. SCORE 20
so you’re saying no one is infected with malware SCORE 17
Nice things SCORE 11
I knew it!! SCORE 12
The best pick up line ever pulled. SCORE 410
No bones about it! SCORE 189
A few of the gifts I got this Christmas. SCORE 16
your gay SCORE 249
The power of books SCORE 254
Cannot unsee… SCORE 178
Astronaut Sloth SCORE 253
Believe in yourself. SCORE 230
every time SCORE 215
Someone “slashed” my tires. SCORE 132
Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177
Being a Doctor Who fan. SCORE 215
Oh sherlock SCORE 25
me in the shower SCORE 21
New Years Resolution SCORE 169
But SAMMY?!?! SCORE 229
It’s just not fair SCORE 16
Om nom nom SCORE 10
