Almost had it, bud! SCORE 28
Hand shifter for all the single ladies. SCORE 14
Clever girl… SCORE 28
Quarantine is going well in my neighborhood. SCORE 24
At least they apologized. SCORE 17
Money well spent. SCORE 28
Guess I’ll die SCORE 20
You had one job, Beth… SCORE 13
The weatherman’s dog has a small couch SCORE 24
This Catholic priest asked his parishioners to send photos of themselves for Easter Mass SCORE 29
Medical Pay Cuts are a thing now, allegedly. SCORE 33
It’s a pandemic, pass it on. SCORE 27
Save the USPS SCORE 23
I hope you are fine. I hope you are well. SCORE 20
He will not be the only one. SCORE 19
This face mask makes me extremely anxious SCORE 16
This is all very sad, ok? Unprecedented even. Nobody could have seen this doing. SCORE 23
precious lil thing. SCORE 28
Money doesn’t grow on ATMs… SCORE 18
Worked for me. SCORE 26
2020 Fashion SCORE 22
Carrying a tree into the house must be exhausting. SCORE 18
Personal space is goood. SCORE 32
He broke his leg and doesn’t agree with the cast. SCORE 22
The wind blows so consistently strong around Greenough, Western Australia, that unprotected trees grow horizontally. SCORE 26
Landlords these days… SCORE 11
Lawn mowing 2020 SCORE 28
I felt this right away. SCORE 23
Life imitates art SCORE 30
Pound cake survives Easter tornado SCORE 33
Marshal knows what’s up SCORE 33
What perfect timing… SCORE 20
