I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!! SCORE 172
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
Forever alone. SCORE 268
Discuss. SCORE -24
Because zombies are coming, dear. SCORE 227
Kitty troll. SCORE 324
Ladies… SCORE 159
Totally worth it. SCORE 239
Checkmate. SCORE 412
Metamorphosis. SCORE 308
I want to believe… SCORE 195
Cats are jerks. SCORE 235
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
You again… SCORE 249
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
THE (angry) BIRDS! SCORE 160
Please enjoy responsibly. SCORE 293
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
I’m a jerk. SCORE 230
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
Everything in life is temporary. SCORE 186
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 297
We’re going to Petco. SCORE 284
Whisper dirty things in my ear… SCORE 184
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
Just Japan. SCORE 88