this is quite the life SCORE 12
i relly trid SCORE 32
golf bar cocktails very strong SCORE 18
time to sleep for 800 years SCORE 18
it was only 4 bottles…of “water”…. SCORE 20
FYI: SCORE 22
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
playing hard to get SCORE 18
nothin’ like a good cup’a john’s SCORE 15
i swear i’m not pretentious i just forget the easy words SCORE 39
stubbornness is thicker than blood SCORE 17
business is a cruel world SCORE 23
hell doesnt start till I arrive SCORE 15
truly ahead of her time SCORE 25
well…that does increase the chance of being remembered SCORE 26
someone has to give stimulating conversation SCORE 30
i too look at slowrobot and iwastesomuchtime! SCORE 18
where is that on a scale of 10 SCORE 28
you’re hired SCORE 22
grammar police everywhere SCORE -9
mind-o your own business SCORE 22
ah yes, joy is here SCORE 15
me talking to my boss SCORE 25
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
ah yes, the 15-years post-puberty teenager SCORE 31
en garde SCORE 22
imagine trying to build this SCORE 27
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
that’s weird i don’t think i got it SCORE 12
if i just lay here SCORE 10
just one day… SCORE 23
