cat lungs inflated with a straw. SCORE 12
"All… The… Way… Down!" SCORE 17
Hit and Run SCORE -3
The food pyramid. SCORE 227
Jennifer Lawrence on the news SCORE 275
The Incredible Jean-Claude Van Damme SCORE 10
Funny. Not true, but funny nonetheless. SCORE 22
Contacts are a dime a dozen. SCORE 263
You are correct. SCORE 158
My puns aren’t just bad… SCORE 211
Grandma might be right. SCORE 304
If Superheroes had regular jobs SCORE 209
I am not amused SCORE 9
You had one job. SCORE 258
Somebody call a priest SCORE 12
How to deliver bad news. SCORE 196
Three things that don’t get cold in the winter SCORE 14
Band of brothers SCORE 15
This is a hotel. SCORE 180
Now That’s Just Cruel SCORE 13
Snowflakes under magnification. SCORE 192
Nothing separates a cat and its catnip. SCORE 176
Smells fine to me… SCORE 17
Poor Spiderman SCORE 14
So what does Harry do now that he’s defeated everybody? SCORE 227
So True . . . SCORE 13
Cutlery SCORE 18
Unrecognized Jennifer Lawrence SCORE 249
YOW Sweep sweep sweep sweep! SCORE 22
The good and bad habits of smart people. SCORE 8
Royal flush. SCORE 18
the terror SCORE 233
