I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
We both go down, together SCORE 56
Dreams do come true SCORE 67
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Well played, Oliver. Well played. SCORE 79
Marvel at my genius! SCORE 48
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
I just became more metal SCORE 33
15, max. SCORE 52
Busted! SCORE 31
No hollow gesture here SCORE 84
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
Real American hero SCORE 41
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
A match made in pineapple heaven SCORE 40
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34