I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
I’ve been betray! SCORE 339
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
Every day. SCORE 212
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
Domestic Wolverine. SCORE 176
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
Glam rock. SCORE 157
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 275
Conundrum. SCORE 210
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
When Instagram goes down. SCORE 157
Every young man should learn how to change a tire. SCORE 243
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
Every time. SCORE 135
Baby it’s hot in here, open some Windows. SCORE 183
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
WUT? SCORE 268
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
What “meow” means. SCORE 300
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
During this heatwave… SCORE 172
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 182
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191