Little boy needed to know if Obama’s hair was actually like his own. SCORE 165
Coffee creamer SCORE 95
When you’re driving away and hear your dog crying in the house SCORE 60
Being an adult SCORE 93
A modern Cinderella SCORE 144
I don’t plan. SCORE 117
Roasted. SCORE 130
Worst first date SCORE 122
The Michael Phelps diet SCORE 66
16 year olds are competing in the Olympics and I still look at my Mum when the Doctor asks what’s wrong SCORE 98
Goldilocks and the Relationship Analysts SCORE 203
Imagine Donald Trump winning SCORE 159
Helicopter Pilots View SCORE 94
I want to be where the people aren’t SCORE 76
Tolkien Died In 1973. Reverse It And You Get 3791 SCORE 125
Many of the worlds great swimmers never got to compete… SCORE 92
I love watching the Olympics SCORE 143
Margot Robbie insulting Will Smith SCORE 111
I’m a potato SCORE 44
Here’s Some Serious Advice SCORE 173
Forever a class act in times of trouble SCORE 166
That pottery scene from Ghost except… SCORE 59
When no one notices your haircut SCORE 112
Time SCORE 52
Me watching the Olympics SCORE 86
Mr Darcy has been sighted SCORE 160
A Step By Step To Explaining Gay Marriage SCORE 69
Paris at night, by Evgeny Lushpin SCORE 130
Meanwhile, at Target… SCORE 147
When they’re trying to get you to train the new employee SCORE 91
When do you feel the most beautiful? SCORE 161
Long day. SCORE 111