Accurate. SCORE 113
A cat’s life. SCORE 116
Mitt Romney’s Political Platform SCORE 6
Sleeping is dumb. SCORE 69
Harry Potter and the Seven Stages of Denial. SCORE 290
The ultimate dog shaming. SCORE 26
I am home. SCORE 3
Accuracy SCORE 130
How to troll Halloweenies. SCORE 143
Things no one says anymore. SCORE 142
There was a spider… SCORE 118
What people really hear. SCORE 83
Thank you Mom SCORE 154
herry. stahp. wat err yer doen herry. SCORE 3
Starbucks at 8 am. SCORE 115
Hop. Plop. SCORE 109
You deserve this bar of chocolate because… SCORE 226
LEGO Great Ball Contraption. SCORE 64
Chance of getting hired at a job interview. SCORE 94
Bad children’s books. SCORE 85
Scarring your childhood. SCORE 3
The postoffice showdown. SCORE 159
Liam Neeson. SCORE 207
Stupid evolution. SCORE 2
That Thing That Happened SCORE 32
Should you get back together? SCORE 270
It’s the most sexiest time of the year. SCORE 104
But it smells so good… SCORE -2
Eye of the sparrow. SCORE 54
The Interwebz SCORE 1
Please be troll. SCORE 140
Surprise me. SCORE 98