My dog left me a present. SCORE 266
The weekend. SCORE 258
Hey, happy birthday!!!! SCORE 243
Park anywhere button. SCORE 228
What my alarm sounds like. SCORE 235
Need a new emoticon? SCORE 247
I miss being a tree. SCORE 276
Seeing-eye horse. SCORE 143
Finnish hotel and igloo resort. SCORE 246
How to make cotton candy. SCORE 171
How I feel after a power nap. SCORE 198
Fact. SCORE 211
Tips for success with women. SCORE 156
A diagram of me. SCORE 199
Trust me… I’m a dolphin. SCORE 226
How to use chopsticks. SCORE 107
I hate broccoli. SCORE 248
Painting reality. SCORE 141
You’re next. SCORE 161
Tank disguise. SCORE 238
Global warming. SCORE 127
White people problems. SCORE 155
The nerve. SCORE 239
History of the world. SCORE 283
I can relate. SCORE 283
Words. SCORE 248
Chew-Bach-a SCORE 159
IV Nutella. SCORE 134
Oh Bill. SCORE 141
Maybe next time… SCORE 118
Do want. SCORE 156
It happens. SCORE 341