Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 171
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
Every time. SCORE 180
Likely. SCORE 177
Chemistry teacher problems. SCORE 125
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
Karma. SCORE 236
Forever and always SCORE 0
You make an excellent point. SCORE 166
How funny my girlfriend thinks I am. SCORE 63
Every night. SCORE 220
Thought I was in the Cash Cab… SCORE 179
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
Vintage internets. SCORE 80
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 355
Closest I’ve gotten to murder. SCORE 149
How to troll. SCORE 182
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 633
Like a boss. SCORE 302
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
My new calculator. SCORE 109
This generation. SCORE 265
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
How hurricanes form. SCORE 135
