Cats are jerks. SCORE 235
I’m a jerk. SCORE 230
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
I want to believe… SCORE 195
Please enjoy responsibly. SCORE 293
We’re going to Petco. SCORE 284
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
Metamorphosis. SCORE 308
Ladies… SCORE 159
Whisper dirty things in my ear… SCORE 184
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
That’s so raven. SCORE 297
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
You again… SCORE 249
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
Checkmate. SCORE 412
Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245
I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!! SCORE 172
THE (angry) BIRDS! SCORE 160
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
Discuss. SCORE -24
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 297
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
Totally worth it. SCORE 239
Everything in life is temporary. SCORE 186
Because zombies are coming, dear. SCORE 227
Just Japan. SCORE 88
Kitty troll. SCORE 324
Forever alone. SCORE 268
Deal breaker. SCORE 368