Mummy, I didn’t fall asleep here… SCORE 19
Madame Tussauds in Berlin tossed Mr. Trump into dumpster. SCORE 29
Eat the soul, Chtulu! SCORE 27
❄️ Snowflake-in-Chief SCORE 26
Stop asking. Please, Donald. SCORE 29
Cute little ass? SCORE 32
Got ‘errrrr SCORE 20
Khaleesi is on her way to the west wing, potentially. SCORE 30
It’s tremendous, the losing. SCORE 38
Jorgie is a special one… SCORE 34
OK now do global warming. SCORE 20
*throws pumpkin spice latte at tv* SCORE 20
Make a habit of punching bears. SCORE 40
We are all going to die SCORE 43
Good lawd what have we done. SCORE 30
IT’S A BOY, BOB! SCORE 22
Say it out loud. SCORE 26
Birds don’t exist, bro. SCORE 28
The Rock is a softy for gran. SCORE 41
Should have collected that paycheck while you had the chance… SCORE 32
WAIT A SEC SCORE 33
*pluck* SCORE 21
Grans for good. SCORE 31
They can both be right. SCORE 25
Nile crocodile hatchling. SCORE 26
Nerd alert… SCORE 52
A colorful temple in India. SCORE 32
Pandora’s kitty. SCORE 31
The long clap. SCORE 51
You need to check yo self. – Gran, probably. SCORE 32
Decided to show a lil’ shoulder, dear? SCORE 30
It’s a par 3. SCORE 30