only people in witness protection know the truth SCORE 72
sometimes it’s easier to just give up SCORE 41
how do they always know? SCORE 11
death with benefits SCORE 39
let us all kneel before our new master SCORE 46
is this a good or bad thing, though? SCORE 26
respect everyone SCORE 88
he meant what he said SCORE 61
works with chicken nuggets, not luxury vehicles SCORE 10
the bone illness SCORE 21
he died twice SCORE 47
how do they always know? SCORE -13
whiskey is better than milk SCORE 23
don’t do it, ernie! There’s no going back if you do SCORE 34
what aisle are the souls kept in? SCORE 34
this really hits home SCORE 17
you don’t always have to like the same things to like each other SCORE 52
a cat wrote this SCORE 61
any questions? SCORE 89
this person is a monster SCORE 45
life after hogwarts was rough on snape SCORE 49
i miss him SCORE 63
happy thanksgiving SCORE 47
give me chrome or give me death SCORE 63
you will pay the ultimate price SCORE 33
email would be preferred SCORE 42
no no no no no no no woof SCORE 31
charlie is people SCORE 57
gotta be his stunt double SCORE 35
please report back SCORE 25
your time to pop is coming SCORE 40
now you know SCORE 39