The life of a book. SCORE 74
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
+ cry. SCORE 119
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Mama no. SCORE 52
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 116
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
