*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Real American hero SCORE 41
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
I just became more metal SCORE 33
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Busted! SCORE 31
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Marvel at my genius! SCORE 48
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
Well played, Oliver. Well played. SCORE 79
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
We both go down, together SCORE 56
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
15, max. SCORE 52
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Dreams do come true SCORE 67
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
