It’s hard to hear your kids whine over the sound of free champagne. SCORE 34
Tito’s won’t save you now! SCORE 29
The Dracula Parrot vants to suck your blooood. SCORE 22
Simpsons did it first? SCORE 24
Dumbfounded, actually. SCORE 18
Shagadelic writing. SCORE 28
Smashing time travel! SCORE 20
Biden is the Obama we’ve all been waiting for! SCORE 22
We’ll take the lot! SCORE 27
Come at me, virii. SCORE 23
It’s enough to make a grown man cry SCORE 31
I was glued to the story… SCORE 20
You got it, dude… SCORE 20
Here’s the deal: it’s not too late for SS SCORE 18
Taxes and what not. SCORE 24
COMING IN HOT! SCORE 18
Thanks Cap’n! SCORE 19
You stop that right now. SCORE 20
I could use a demon or two… SCORE 31
Already working on her selfie game :) SCORE 21
Babe, chill. SCORE 17
Bat-mow-down! SCORE 21
this is my life meow… SCORE 28
Love you, Dwigt. SCORE 32
The darkness is cost effective. SCORE 37
Waiting for my Louis Vuitton. SCORE 16
Science is cruel. SCORE 28
Do better. Keep it to tiurse SCORE 33
Cursed strumming. SCORE 15
Just a couple of fans. SCORE 34
Orbital computing. SCORE 35
My dad brought be in to this world, too. SCORE 27