My wife’s reaction when, I finally get her something to eat after she’s been hangry for the past two hours. SCORE 106
My aunt is 79 years old, a junior in college, bikes everywhere, swims 3x/week, spent 30 years traveling the world as a flight attendant, and once dated Joe DiMaggio. She is the coolest and most interesting woman I know. SCORE 150
All air diet SCORE 133
How Would You Describe Yourself SCORE 70
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTPT SCORE 64
Welp that was unexpected. SCORE 117
Let him live his life SCORE 112
Scottish advent calendar SCORE 53
If only my boss was so much fun… SCORE 67
Nailed it SCORE 84
Christmas is coming… SCORE 77
wise words SCORE 105
Gaming on a mac SCORE 131
Oh, sorry. SCORE 95
Bird leaf SCORE 109
Nanny state SCORE 115
Calorie counter encountered on Amazon SCORE 163
Watermelon. Tangerine. Fig. SCORE 95
Training for the big match SCORE 31
My police department’s Facebook is on point SCORE 134
Post Malone SCORE 31
Maybe next time don’t be a prick for a boss SCORE 105
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The Indignation of Being Labeled SCORE 118
A lone house. SCORE 77
Doggo uses tail whip… It was super effective SCORE 100
The Republican Party’s response to Franken’s resignation SCORE 69
You could’ve fooled me SCORE 79
Paperclip Manufacturing SCORE 93
Kick Me SCORE 40
2017. A summary. SCORE 136
My dad’s cat is odd. SCORE 79