maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
omg SCORE 20
call the fire department SCORE 4
i have layers SCORE 33
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
clever SCORE 29
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
imagine the possibilities SCORE 29
who’s in? SCORE 34
excuse me SCORE 19
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
this is why i drink SCORE 29
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 53
english burn SCORE 27
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
i’m canceling SCORE 9
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
it’s real and I hate it SCORE 19
frozen pizza hack SCORE 19
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
definitely a dog SCORE 46
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28
back to bed! SCORE 19
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
they get huge SCORE 22
the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16