Wake Up Sheeple! SCORE 134
Adulting is rough SCORE 4
Lost Virginity. Will give reward if found SCORE 12
When A Difficult Poop Suddenly Becomes Liquid SCORE 11
The search for intelligent life SCORE 135
Natalie Dormer completed the London Marathon today in 3 hours 51 minutes. SCORE 145
So there is a way out! SCORE -5
Definitely Not The Brightest SCORE 123
I have yet to see a Doomsday Prepper that I would actually trust in the event of societal collapse. SCORE 1
When the waiter comes in my direction SCORE 3
With age follows wisdom SCORE 9
It seems like this conversation could have possibly happened SCORE 133
Young Winston Churchill (1895) SCORE 119
One Difference Between Cats And Dogs SCORE 121
How Most Of My Conversations With Barbers Go SCORE 15
Let Go SCORE 14
Somebody get to writing! SCORE 174
I’m done. SCORE 15
Impeccable Quote SCORE 136
Order On The Way SCORE 8
Captain Obvious SCORE 132
It’s The Effort That Counts SCORE 11
Solid logic SCORE 165
A sign outside of Los Tacos in Norway SCORE 155
Dave Bautista ladies and gentlemen SCORE 148
Be careful who you call ugly SCORE 113
And you’re just standing there like… SCORE 141
Your secret is safe SCORE 3
Worthy Of The Mjölnir SCORE 8
Classic Spongedog SCORE 1
They Really Love Boxes SCORE 11
Friday The 13th Prank SCORE 16
