i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 30
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
who’s in? SCORE 34
excuse me SCORE 19
frozen pizza hack SCORE 19
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 19
english burn SCORE 27
the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16
i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 53
clever SCORE 29
i’m canceling SCORE 9
bordering on 3 SCORE 28
omg SCORE 20
definitely a dog SCORE 46
they get huge SCORE 22
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22
this is why i drink SCORE 29
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 36
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
an impossible task SCORE 20
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 28
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
back to bed! SCORE 19
i have layers SCORE 33
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
call the fire department SCORE 4
