I remember that morning. SCORE 34
Paid extra for a gift wrap. Instead, got an Ad covered cardboard box. SCORE 19
She printed out the DMs. RIP In Peace. SCORE 22
Sorry scoobs… SCORE 14
Nice. SCORE 28
The rare non-murderous gamers. SCORE 30
There’s been a huge mistake… SCORE 26
Local Library has a pet rock. SCORE 22
The foundation is the powerhouse of the person. SCORE 29
Mother bi SCORE 26
Those darn Euroeans… SCORE 29
Be safe out there. SCORE 30
It’s 5 o’clock somehwhere. SCORE 22
In UK supermarkets you can get a glass of wine with your lunchtime sandwich. SCORE 20
Don’t come over, actually. SCORE 12
Sleep tight. SCORE 33
Mans best videographer. SCORE 26
Puis-je emprunter votre stylo? SCORE 19
*Pirates of the Caribbean theme starts playing* SCORE 23
So drive, then. SCORE 24
Lost in the sauce. SCORE 23
Never go down without a fight… SCORE 19
Good Dog SCORE 23
Moms bad. SCORE 24
Ice sculptures of Harbin, China SCORE 25
They are real, and they are coming. SCORE 34
The vino overfloweth. SCORE 28
2spooked SCORE 14
The ring of fire… SCORE 26
Can’t take her anywhere. SCORE 22
Basically just keep eating cookies. SCORE 17
Dang it, Cleo… SCORE 33
