excuse me SCORE 19
i’m canceling SCORE 9
thanks for the insult SCORE 33
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
call the fire department SCORE 4
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
definitely a dog SCORE 46
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
this is why i drink SCORE 29
omg SCORE 20
who’s in? SCORE 34
hi friend! SCORE 31
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
back to bed! SCORE 19
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
they get huge SCORE 22
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22
clever SCORE 29
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
an impossible task SCORE 20
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
i always spill SCORE 17
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
english burn SCORE 27
