Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
15, max. SCORE 52
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
80 hours these days SCORE -18
I just became more metal SCORE 33
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Fatality SCORE 40
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
Dreams do come true SCORE 67
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
And cheese SCORE 26
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Real American hero SCORE 41
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34