How to be homeless. SCORE 233
Jetpack solves everything. SCORE 215
The Harlem Hipsters. SCORE 163
Everything is a cat when you have a cat. SCORE 80
I should really start going to bed earlier… SCORE 149
Whenever my food comes out at a restaurant. SCORE 149
Never a good idea. SCORE 158
How to be polite. SCORE 133
The soda machine at my work. SCORE 252
Nailed it. SCORE 204
The Falabella. SCORE 158
Little Spidey and Venom SCORE -3
Nutella Popsicles. SCORE 138
Rise of the planet of the Snapes. SCORE 143
The Walking Dad (The Walking Dead Parody) SCORE 5
How I feel about neighbors. SCORE 243
To love at all is to be vulnerable. SCORE 310
Biking. SCORE 164
Volvorine. SCORE 109
Love. SCORE 151
Whenever I get a girlfriend. SCORE 75
When you Google something to prove you were right… SCORE 266
A lynx cub. SCORE 174
My feelings about Internet Explorer. SCORE 183
Today Frankie Talks About The Fire SCORE -6
Dog logic. SCORE 148
Bath. Not even once. SCORE 132
The passive-aggressive door-holding game. SCORE 149
The birds get it. SCORE 182
A sloth’s life. SCORE 100
As a computer nerd, this is true. SCORE 181
Otters hold hands while they sleep. SCORE 312
