I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
Perks of marriage SCORE 76
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
Every time I walk into a Best Buy… SCORE 92
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -16
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87
He’s bananas SCORE 206
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
Helpful LPT from Denny’s SCORE 73
If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
A dinosaur prop tied to a truck SCORE 118
WWJD? SCORE 96
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
Made from old circuit boards SCORE 112
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
Never sink SCORE 146
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
The Dark Queen, statue of egyptian queen Cleopatra III discovered in the lost, sunken city of Thonis-Heracleion SCORE 112
They know the truth. SCORE 78
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111
When You Grow Up With Black Santa… SCORE 86
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96