Kick Me SCORE 40
How Would You Describe Yourself SCORE 70
My aunt is 79 years old, a junior in college, bikes everywhere, swims 3x/week, spent 30 years traveling the world as a flight attendant, and once dated Joe DiMaggio. She is the coolest and most interesting woman I know. SCORE 150
My wife’s reaction when, I finally get her something to eat after she’s been hangry for the past two hours. SCORE 107
My police department’s Facebook is on point SCORE 134
Christmas is coming… SCORE 77
Relatable. SCORE 105
Training for the big match SCORE 31
A lone house. SCORE 77
BFF all the way SCORE 140
Nanny state SCORE 115
Watermelon. Tangerine. Fig. SCORE 96
2017. A summary. SCORE 136
Abandoned Lego Theme Park SCORE 114
Rainbow contrails SCORE 67
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTPT SCORE 64
All air diet SCORE 133
Y’all know. SCORE 87
We finally found the culprit SCORE 151
Rainbow Boeing 747 contrails SCORE 74
Oh, sorry. SCORE 95
Me In November Vs Me In December SCORE 116
Doggo uses tail whip… It was super effective SCORE 100
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa SCORE 138
The slabs of Banff backcountry SCORE 89
I have a book! SCORE 126
THIS IS A RISK I’M WILLING TO TAKE!!! SCORE 87
A generous god. SCORE 129
No, I’m Totally Tame. Please Come In SCORE 81
The Republican Party’s response to Franken’s resignation SCORE 69
too real SCORE 59
If only my boss was so much fun… SCORE 68