You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 61
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 31
Just Jeep problems… SCORE 64
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. SCORE 55
That’s one way to educate people… SCORE 91
…but mooom SCORE 60
yes, bernie sanders should totally live in the US treasury building SCORE 57
You think YOUR guest list was big… SCORE 104
Cuddly cloud SCORE 70
Lies for good. SCORE 84
Friggan Canucks. SCORE 83
What does Puerto Rico contribute? SCORE 113
[screaming intensifies] SCORE 54
I can still hear the hold music… SCORE 88
Oopsie… I’m smarter than you… SCORE 115
Get it, Bill. SCORE 78
No need for awkward small talk SCORE 110
*Delighted Bat Noises* SCORE 60
Oprah Winfrey: The real self-made billionaire SCORE 102
Snoop respects the classics SCORE 103
Dad to the rescue! SCORE 73
Smartphone maths. SCORE 35
Harry Potter and the gulag of secrets SCORE 90
Gamers for good. SCORE 106
Cookie collapse SCORE 36
Barbie pagoda fungus is ridiculously attractive. SCORE 89
Zing SCORE 70
Bernie Sanders picking up trash at Burlington Park after being elected Mayor in 1981 SCORE 55
Hugs to scale. SCORE 72
Serenity on the go. SCORE 71
My child is punishing me. SCORE 49
The dangers of custom checks. SCORE 45
