Anti-Paparazzi scarf that ruins photos by affecting flash photography SCORE 155
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
I’m the cutest camera. SCORE 118
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65
Snitches get stitches SCORE 155
Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 143
Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 94
The definition of mad lad SCORE 136
Thanks for watching Iron Fist. That’ll be $468.00. SCORE 107
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
A Real Page Turner SCORE 100
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 62
This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 71
Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 101
Worth a try. SCORE 78
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110
Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106
George’s Takei’s gay test SCORE 104
Whenever an unsubscribe form asks for my email SCORE 89
Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 227
Worth a try. SCORE 125
RIP Betty White SCORE 109
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
Racism is so American… SCORE 159
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128
I blew in it for you. SCORE 54
I’m all tucked in :D SCORE 79
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 162
Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
My daughter was completely confused. Never thought a math problem could make me feel old! SCORE 103
