the moment you realize you’ve made a terrible mistake SCORE 32
checking on the banana bread SCORE 18
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 31
are you getting enough sleep? SCORE 14
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 27
cute winking cat SCORE 19
and for no reason your life flashes before your eyes SCORE 29
when you’re walking down the cereal aisle and see yourself in the security monitor SCORE 16
buddhist heaven is called… SCORE 26
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 87
he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 46
extreme gardening SCORE 35
please just tell me what the book is about SCORE 35
only using food, where do you live? SCORE 34
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
Angry laundry machine noises SCORE 19
happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 31
depressed dog wanted to stay on vacation SCORE 26
officer judy hops with zpd SCORE 32
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 40
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
ikea is grown up lego SCORE 22
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
good parenting 101 SCORE 44
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 33
