When a teacher looks at me during an exam. SCORE 121
I can't even SCORE 166
Oompa loompa doopity doo! SCORE 181
Get checked now. SCORE 203
When my wife walks in and looks at a bowl of popcorn I'm eating. SCORE 57
Respect. SCORE 347
She WILL grab you by the kankle... SCORE 21
$6.95 E-mail Delivery Fee? Send it by owl, thanks... SCORE 23
Social media explained. SCORE 133
Say yes, he seems to be in really good shape... SCORE 278
Mine. SCORE 99
This was texting in the 80's SCORE 80
Yeah, that does sound kind of surreal SCORE 96
Not sure if brilliant or horrible... SCORE 127
At dawn we ride! SCORE 270
The transformed wife! SCORE 29
Flaunt it while you got it SCORE 134
How to name the child you hate. SCORE 132
A photographer gets approached by a baby deer AND a baby wolf while out in the field. SCORE 192
OMG TENNIS BALL SCORE 69
I need a taco! SCORE 242
office in a box SCORE 162
Come back to me ScaryTerry3001... SCORE 49
Reality. SCORE 269
Awesome pizza is awesome. SCORE 146
Great idea in theory, but sleep. SCORE 82
Savage SCORE 194
A Great Valentine's Day Poem SCORE 195
Jennifer Lawrence on skipping dinner. SCORE 408
Doggo of the month SCORE 108
ELECTRIC TOE BEANS SCORE 65
I Saw Some Girl Texting And Driving SCORE 58
