Got em SCORE 29
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
We’ll send our best! SCORE 23
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
I’m not crying, we’re crying! SCORE 41
Send anime spaghetti noods… SCORE 19
This is a marlin spike used by sailors to undo knots, BTW. SCORE 28
We can do it! SCORE 30
Karen can get it. SCORE 43
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
The latest in stealth technology. SCORE 17
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
For your safety, and convenience SCORE 26
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
The more you know. SCORE 36
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
Vampire slaying kit from the circa 1890s SCORE 28
Same. SCORE 29
Be careful out there! SCORE 39