at least there are cats SCORE 20
sleeps on arm SCORE 16
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
pupils dilate SCORE 43
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 42
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
dog wood trees SCORE 26
you’re not an alpha male SCORE 40
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
eat more ice cream for breakfast SCORE 27
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 21
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
when life imitates art SCORE 24
only feathers SCORE 9
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
dog bites everything SCORE 23
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
beavers hate water SCORE 35
species and age, please SCORE 40
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
roger roger SCORE 14
chef boyardee on wheels SCORE 14
keeps missing scene SCORE 30
my voice is the worst SCORE 34
