How life works. SCORE 288
How to steal a car, the easy way. SCORE 99
Give ringlets. SCORE 71
Welcome to Kansas can I take your order? SCORE 148
My daughter wanted me to grill a cheeseburger for our small dog. SCORE 69
Dad Jokes SCORE 161
Imagination. SCORE 218
The only kind of dating site I'm interested in. SCORE 148
Sometimes, The Onion is disturbingly accurate. SCORE 150
Scumbag brain. SCORE 143
Computer Virus SCORE 67
Monday morning: a flow chart. SCORE 74
No One Likes Peeta SCORE 223
Independent living. SCORE 251
German trains SCORE 213
I'd like to order one carnal supreme please. SCORE 35
JK SCORE 79
It's a bacon and eggs kind of day. SCORE 86
Wal-Mart's Are Fun SCORE 55
Girls... SCORE 96
But mom! It's an online game. SCORE 63
A teacher told students not to bring their cell phones to a test, not even for music since they could be used to cheat. This kid brought in a record player. SCORE 103
Hop. Plop. SCORE 107
Radish Chain SCORE 56
The moment when... SCORE 227
Those Damn Deadbeats SCORE 202
Why I never get the job. SCORE 178
Everyone wins! SCORE 171
A cat's life. SCORE 94
Dogs are so easily entertained SCORE 85
Solutions for First World Problems. SCORE 218
Ninja kitty. SCORE 139
