Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 27
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 31
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
Corona bad. SCORE 28
Absolute class. SCORE 25
To the rescue? SCORE 24
Le sigh… SCORE 25
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
🤔 SCORE 20
Preach, Papa. SCORE 41
Let it happen. SCORE 34
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 27
Dolly Parton gets no rest. SCORE 23
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 29
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
Be petty SCORE 35
Never forget. SCORE 30
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
Big wreckage… SCORE 24
Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 24