
there’s a guilt trip for everything and i don’t like it. let me binge watch netflix in peace! SCORE 45

nice SCORE 12

a fitbit is just a tamagotchi for humans SCORE 26

how many balls is too many balls? SCORE 17

this is why some games i just refuse to play SCORE 28

Completionists understand SCORE 28

rachel and mike lasted two weeks after this facebook post SCORE 21

a real snake that looks like a kids best attempt to draw a snake SCORE 29

if a cat is a cat burglar then are they called human burglars? SCORE 29

goth on the outside, soft on the inside SCORE 28

easiest decision of her life SCORE 16

when someone wants to ask you a question SCORE 11

google autocomplete is undefeated SCORE 7

hanging out the passenger side no longer makes you a scrub SCORE 26

a confusing time, or a great time with all that loot SCORE 10

my bladder is the real morning alarm SCORE 25

eat kiwis for happy sleep? SCORE 23

the mothman statue is draggin a wagon SCORE 25

someone didn’t see the arrow pointing to the left SCORE 14

lol his wife made sure to leave him instructions on how to feed the kids SCORE 12

clever hack to get rid of unwanted junk SCORE 24

only the truly desperate end up on page 2 of google search results SCORE 12

catnip and chill SCORE 18

“maybe his legs needs some extra help” is such an amazing answer SCORE 32

the therapy dog at this dentist looks like he needs to go to therapy SCORE 27

that’s not weird al. it is, in fact, kid rock SCORE 27

somehow i know i said it wrong SCORE 22

this sandwich totally tastes like a sandwich SCORE 14

what it says vs what you read SCORE 6

there is also a dog SCORE 29

the story of the rat that survived with no brain SCORE 19

omg he still sends a bday card to the dog every year! SCORE 31