Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
he said, "why" SCORE 100
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62
Never sink SCORE 146
Star Wars logic SCORE 65
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -16
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
Some Guy Is So Intent On Spoiling Game Of Thrones SCORE 116
Made from old circuit boards SCORE 112
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
A dinosaur prop tied to a truck SCORE 118
WWJD? SCORE 96
When You Grow Up With Black Santa… SCORE 86
He’s bananas SCORE 206
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
Bioluminescent beach SCORE 100
Every time I walk into a Best Buy… SCORE 92
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
They know the truth. SCORE 78
