he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
how is the eagle? SCORE 40
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17
the shape of soup SCORE 44
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
which do you choose? SCORE 23
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
newman is definitely getting fired this time SCORE 27
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
i can’t see my toes SCORE 27
oh sweet release SCORE 50
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
she’s living the dream SCORE 43
cozy SCORE 36
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
rude diet SCORE 36
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 21
i feel seen SCORE 31
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
yeah, no, that’s not mittens SCORE 41
place your bets! SCORE 48
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 36
come to daddy! SCORE 30
get in line SCORE 25
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60
the original American badass SCORE 88
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
he’s thinking about the squirrel that got away SCORE 37
everything is south america now SCORE 46
