"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
I was mugged! SCORE 130
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
Word! SCORE 19
Thanks Max. SCORE 327
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Truth. SCORE 182
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 270
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
BROFIST SCORE -3
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
I love you more than… SCORE 122
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 244
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Wrong Show SCORE 191
How is this possible? SCORE 277
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
Self checkout. SCORE 244
I yawned! SCORE 10
