Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 171
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 633
Thought I was in the Cash Cab… SCORE 179
How hurricanes form. SCORE 136
How to confuse an idiot SCORE 1
Hate Autocorrect SCORE 132
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
Why can’t we live here? SCORE 228
Lottery SCORE 4
Every time. SCORE 180
You make an excellent point. SCORE 166
Forever and always SCORE 0
This generation. SCORE 265
Alderaan Weather Report SCORE 4
My new calculator. SCORE 109
When Not Using a cell phone SCORE 3
How funny my girlfriend thinks I am. SCORE 63
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
Just Phil Dunphy SCORE 183
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
Good idea. SCORE 4
Karma. SCORE 236
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
