Dear God… SCORE 242
The nerve. SCORE 240
Ceiling Cat vs. Basement Cat. SCORE 256
The weekend. SCORE 258
Whatcha thinkin about? SCORE 248
Finnish hotel and igloo resort. SCORE 246
Facebook is a jerk. SCORE 104
Words. SCORE 248
The dog speedometer. SCORE 202
Painting reality. SCORE 141
Double standards. SCORE 177
When you see it… SCORE 212
flump. SCORE 147
The future is bright. SCORE 187
You should do s’more typing. SCORE 156
Angry coffee. SCORE 150
Italics. SCORE 259
May I take your order? SCORE 207
Like a boss. SCORE 218
Kiteboarding a hurricane. SCORE 69
Impressed. SCORE 181
Cereal! SCORE 181
Now go do your homework… SCORE 135
Tattoos are like cats. SCORE 169
Chinese Rick-Roll. SCORE 290
IV Nutella. SCORE 134
I lost all of my contacts. SCORE 172
Haiku! SCORE 161
Hontas… SCORE 180
Awkward… SCORE 224
My dog left me a present. SCORE 266
Global warming. SCORE 128