his life will never be the same SCORE 26
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
not a high success rate SCORE 25
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
this is genius SCORE 26
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 23
enter my what now? SCORE 27
a buttload of wine SCORE 20
all natural SCORE 22
have it their way SCORE 16
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
we make each other laugh SCORE 23
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
therapy burn SCORE 29
whatever it takes SCORE 16
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 38
it’s the pup holder SCORE 31
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
dreams are fun SCORE 28
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
they still look like that after taxes SCORE 26
one is never an option SCORE 10
the astley paradox SCORE 19
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
til death do us part SCORE 22
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
