BROFIST SCORE -3
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Because Reasons SCORE 224
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
I yawned! SCORE 10
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
I was mugged! SCORE 130
Word! SCORE 18
Wrong Show SCORE 191
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
Truth. SCORE 182
How is this possible? SCORE 278
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
My feelings toward college. SCORE 159
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
