When the waiter FINALLY brings your plate… SCORE 28
Love is odd. SCORE 42
Face Painting SCORE 21
Rent, basically. SCORE 43
What are taxes, tho? SCORE 37
This does make me happy… SCORE 41
Human v2.3 SCORE 22
Summon the marmot… SCORE 28
*uses Prime daily* SCORE 23
Welcome to the system. SCORE 20
I could bathe here… SCORE 27
Well if the president said it … SCORE 14
What a time to be alive, honestly. SCORE 35
Winter is coming… SCORE 39
This is your future now SCORE 21
City’s full. SCORE 20
This is why I game. SCORE 38
It just might work… SCORE 18
The barking was incessant… SCORE 32
Barista good. SCORE 61
Researved parking for the Kardashian family? SCORE 21
Knowing what time it is, is overrated… SCORE 14
That’s one way to look at it SCORE 38
I have a Google alert for Betty White news… SCORE 32
Shhh… just shhhhhhh… SCORE 34
Sailor Moon Origin Story SCORE 37
Different strokes… and what not. SCORE 26
Look alive, Julie. SCORE 20
We’re narrowing it down SCORE 37
The fridge was running… SCORE 25
Look at me doing my job! SCORE 40
We all evolve as needed… SCORE 23
