The inventor of the doorbell SCORE 86
You’re adopted SCORE 74
It’s the best my manager could come up with. SCORE 134
Your future self is watching you right now through your memories SCORE 96
What a time to be alive SCORE 132
Back in the shackles SCORE 57
It’s all fun and games until Monday rolls around SCORE 95
How I enjoy my coffee SCORE 83
2 Months Ago… SCORE 82
Why does it bite so hard? SCORE 93
Washington is pissed SCORE 127
You’re just on the wrong planet SCORE 54
There’s only one way to kill him SCORE 33
I was looking for a Pokéstop SCORE 137
A candidate you can believe in. SCORE 158
Please no touching of the dog SCORE 95
Brazil 2016 Olympic Torch Lighting SCORE 85
This burn would melt steel beams. SCORE 186
If you wear Crocs SCORE 73
The most Etsy thing I can think of. SCORE 119
Pokemon GO and journalists SCORE 110
Might wanna rethink that one… SCORE 77
My parenting style SCORE 91
Old Netflix SCORE 105
Personality SCORE 63
So Evil SCORE 52
Making decisions. SCORE 141
Nothing tastes as good as vengeance feels SCORE 124
There’s regular anxiety, and then there’s high-functioning anxiety SCORE 90
Just got this in my mailbox. Well done, tree guys. SCORE 143
Hell For A Teacher SCORE 119
The power of Pokemon Go SCORE 108
