I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
Like a boss. SCORE 288
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 123
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 92
Like a boss. SCORE 222
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 158
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 90
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Logic. SCORE 188
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
Getting older. SCORE 142
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 55
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Heaven must be missing an angle… SCORE 185
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
Perks of being an English major SCORE 178
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 62
