When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading Communism. SCORE 76
Never underestimate your potential date... SCORE 26
Baby steps SCORE 134
did you actually count them SCORE 137
Confused Butterfly SCORE 148
College is about making do. SCORE 24
When you set a possum trap and your cat is an idiot. SCORE 69
Other. SCORE 16
Lines are sad... SCORE 288
Awesome squid is awesome. SCORE 293
Nice tent. SCORE 71
Careful what you wish for. SCORE 184
Do want. SCORE 161
This is why we can't have nice things. SCORE 32
Me in real life SCORE 113
Shield activated! SCORE 107
Seinfeld wisdom. SCORE 107
Damnit Bobby, just clean! SCORE 103
Doing a burnout on a phone book SCORE 52
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 10
I'm wearing a jacket because... SCORE 1704
This shouldn't have to be said. SCORE 129
Sums it up perfectly! SCORE 123
Doggy the House Elf. SCORE 87
I'm something of a waiter myself. SCORE 19
the game has changed SCORE 183
Pats please. SCORE 102
Dogs that suck at hide and seek. SCORE 183
Cool nicknames for body parts SCORE -20
Conversation killer SCORE 25
What my shower says vs. what it actually feels like. SCORE 320
Kangaroos... SCORE 272
