World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Every time. SCORE 123
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Finally. SCORE 345
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
No. SCORE 88
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
China vs Germany SCORE 294
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
